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How to read your lover's penis

For years I have been compiling specific information about male genitalia.  With my Tantric erotic bodywork I personally have watched & weighed, fondled & manipulated thousands of men's penises.  Its been an awesome job and I have enjoyed every minute of it. 

Most of the past decade my work has been in discovering the secrets of a male orgasmic energy, how to make it multiple especially how to teach others these secrets to use in their personal lives.  However years before this I had another facination - how to read (do a psychic reading on) a penis. 

What got me started on this particular quest began about 15 years ago.  I just arrived in San Francisco.  I saw an ad in the B.A.R. (the local gay newspaper) looking for volunteers for a Mardi-Gras.  Eros, a local sex club, was doing a fund raiser for HIV testing.  I called and offered my services as Palm Reader [lines on palms show your fortune] and Psychometrist [psychic impressions from touch of photos, or personal items].

When I arrived at the event, I saw that the promoters listed me as a "Penis Reader."  I had never attempted anything like this.  This was five years before my erotic massage career began.  The promoters explained that the participants wouldnt notice anything so just do what you want.  The promoters didnt understand that my gifts were for real.  I had planned to do my best in the readings.

At first I fell back to my Palmistry and read the palms but the surroundings aroused other feelings.  Eros being a sex club meant most of the participants were naked.  It made it much easier to reach over, grab on, and go with the reading.  I soon discovered (as participants would tell me) that I was actually reading psychic information from touching their penis.

After the event I began testing this new ability eventually creating my own system of Body Readings.  I call it Physio-Psychometry, the Art of Body Reading.  Before I got my CMT [Certified Massage Therapist]  I worked on clients as I developed the system to read their bodies.  I utilize the same system with my current massage practice.  Ask for a free sample in your next session.  Or request a session just for the psychic work.  Perhaps schedule an expanded reading session which includes other divination toys to play with.

Then I got requests to teach others how to read a penis.  This began everything presented on this section of the webpage.  Over the years I began to perfect my own system of reading a penis with instructions on how anyone can do this as well.

stay tuned...and in the meantime here are other ways to read a penis.

Free Penis Reading

Inquire during your massage session for a quick sample or an extended view.

 

 

Philosophy

"Considering the fact that the cock is the most critical link in our chain of survival, the variety of shapes, colors, sizes, characteristics, dispositions and responses found in this rudimentary tool are much greater than those shown in any other organ of the body. They were black, white, red, yellow, lavender, brown, warty, wrinkled, comely and silken, and they seemed, any like crowd of men on a street at closing time, to represent youth, age, victory, disaster, laughter and tears."

— from "Falconer" by John Cheever (1975)

 

Email Chatter

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

The response:

Dear Penis;

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You must be stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all,
you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management

 

Phallomancy

NOTE:  I found several website with a "phallomancy" reference.  However none of the sites indicated its true origin.  My apologies to its originator as i like to give proper credit.

Are you ready to find out what your penis says about you according to the ancient art of phallomancy?

Traditional knowledge of phallomancy has been around for thousands of years in India and Tibet, even China, but it is difficult to find out very much information. However, I have been able to develop enough information to allow every visitor to do their own readings. So read on...

Despite what men may claim and boast, the penis does not lie!

First of all, let's get it established that we are talking about a relaxed you here. Not excited. Not turgid. Not hard. You need to be in your natural state! Limp as a lettuce leaf!

Now that is out the way we can begin...

LONG OR SHORT?
Studies in general state that the average length [flaccid penis] is 3" to 4" and the average circumference is 2.5" to 4".
According to a study in 1989 the average length is 3.5" and the average circumference is 3.37". But according to Kinsey in a much earlier study the average length is 4.0" and the average circumference is 3.7", larger for African Americans.
Either men are shrinking or the modern statistics are far more realistic!
Use a ruler if you have to. Less than 3.5" is short, more than 3.5" is long.

LONG \ For those over the 3.5" benchmark, we can see what an innovative lover you are. What an extrovert! You welcome any excuse to liberate the little fella... You're always on the lookout for new tricks to try out. Some might call you over-confident... It always pays to make sure your partner appreciates the unusal before it's too late. However, you are you are fantastic at picking up new tricks and revel in the details. If you are extremely long, besides being awfully proud of yourself, you are an extremely inventive lover!

SHORT \ Don't despair if you measure under 3 inches. Although you may be hesitant or lack confidence at first, once you get going you can really perform. You might have traditional tastes, you are more of a romantic lover and a dreamer. However, you do have a surprise temper and can be blunt about your desires. You may be a complex lover, but you always deliver on your promises.

THICK \ OK, so maybe you don't have the longest but you've got the thickness. This reveals that your imagination comes into play backed by solid determination and fiery energy. Not a bad combination by anyone's measurements! Some men are thicker at the base of the penis than at the top. This reveals that you treasure your independence. You don't like being tied up or tied down!
If you are very thick at the base of your penis, independence is extremely important to you.

THIN \ You may be long, but are you slender as well? Here we have the romantic poetic lover. The sensitive lover who revels in the details and finesse of making love. You express your feelings easily and can talk your way through the whole session. Be careful you don’t get the reputation of being all talk, no action.

SMOOTH \ Is the penis smooth or knotty? A smooth penis shows what an intuitive lover you are. You are able to go with your feelings and adapt easily to changes. You can be a very smooth character.

KNOTTY \ If your penis is knotty, I wouldn’t be surprised if you have a whole plan of action mapped out in your head before entering the fray. Being naturally cautious and logical in sexual matters, you tend to hold back, but once you get going, you’re on a roll.

If your penis has one or two bumps on it, your partner better watch out! You can be an unpredictable and difficult lover, just the thing for a woman who likes a challenge and a bit of unpredictability.

POINTED TIP \ A guy with a pointed tip is both idealistic and artistic in relationships but he also has a lot of trouble relaxing and letting go. He values his independence highly and is rarely the submissive partner.
If you are also long and thin, then you can be a selfish lover!

BLUNT OR SQUARE TIP \ A blunt or square tip shows the owner is a practical lover who prefers to let his actions show how much he loves his partner, rather than words.
WIDE OR BULBOUS TIP \ Such a strong sex drive! You are active and original with a magnetic way about you. A wider or bulbous tip indicates a huge sex drive! You are magnetic when it comes to sex. But sex and relationships are completely different things to you so your partners soon learn not to expect anything that you don’t actually promise. What you do provide is all action and originality. Not bad if your partner knows beforehand what they’re getting into.

BENT OR CURVED PENIS? \ Many penises show a definite curve to the left or the right and this can be very meaningful according to the art of phallomancy...

PENIS CURVED TO THE RIGHT \ Do you have a penis that curves to the right? Then, in matters of love and sex, you are a giver not a taker. If you had it your way, sex would be your favourite topic of conversation. You love to discuss all aspects of your love life and have no qualms in asking people about theirs!
PENIS CURVED TO THE LEFT \ Or does it curve to the left instead? In matters of love and sex, you are taker not a giver. You are more cautious about giving your all in relations until you are sure you won’t be hurt or taken advantage of, and you like to keep your secrets well and truly hidden.

PENIS BENT SHARPLY \ But if your penis has a sharp bend in it, rather than a curve, you can be a lecher and a user. Sharp and astute, you don’t mind cheating if it gets you want you want. \

PENIS LONG AND BENT \ If the penis is long and bent, then you are definitely no to be trusted in matters sexual. But if the penis is short and bent then it is more performance anxiety that is the bane of your life. Relax!

BENT RIGHT AT THE BASE \ When the penis is bent right at the very base, you are plagued with the nagging feeling that you don’t fit in or belong anywhere. You have the feeling that everyone else seems to get what they want and have it easy, but you feel you have to feel you have the short end of the stick and have to fight for your most basic rights. Quit whining, and you’ll find your sexual success rate soars!

Please note: A very pronounced curve to the right or left shows that you may be suffering from Peyronie’s disease, so a visit to the doctor is in order before it interferes with your sexual performance.

SPARSE \ Finally, is your pubic hair sparse or bushy? If you are fairly bare, then this shows your sexual taste is very refined but on the other hand, your libido tends to fluctuate according to how self-confident you feel. You need lots of reassurance to put in a good performance.
HIRSUTE \ If you are fairly bushy, then you are a strong and physical lover. Very competitive, you’ll be the one asking about past lovers, but then putting in an effort to shame them all. On the downside, your tastes are more on the common side than refined.

MOLES OR OTHER BLEMISHES? \ Moles and other marks even have their place in phallomancy. Moles have been read for centuries. It is thought that the study of birthmarks originated with the ancient Chinese. Reading moles is also known as maculomancy, moleomancy, molesophy and moleoscopy. Astrologers of the middle ages made sure to examine their clients’ bodies for these tell-tale marks when erecting a chart for their clients.
According to traditional Chinese body reading, moles found on the genital area indicate fertility and many children.
Many moles indicates a susceptibility to health problems. Never ignore any signs that indicate ill health. If a mole ever suddenly appears, changes shape, bleeds or darkens, please consult a doctor to have it checked out.

MOLE ON THE BASE OF THE PENIS \ You need to be careful of taking any physical risks. Don't take risks with your sexual health or you will suffer.

MOLE ON THE TIP OF THE PENIS \ You are a sincere lover who takes responsibility in matters of love.

MOLE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE PENIS \ You enjoy love in the outdoors and adventure.

MOLE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE PENIS \ You can be very changeable and just a little unreliable.

MOLE ON THE RIGHT OF THE GROIN \ You can look forward to a prosperous future but you will need to keep a constant eye on your health.

MOLE ON THE LEFT OF THE GROIN \ You need to pay attention to your state of health, any complacency could easily lead to ill-health.

MOLE ON THE BUTTOCKS \ You could do with a hefty dose of ambition! You can't go on sailing through life, relying on other people to get you through. Go on, get a move on!

MOLE ON THE NIPPLE \ A mole on the nipple says beware to your partner! You have a tendency to be fickle and unfaithful so your partner had better watch out!

Traditional Phallomancy according to Indian lore.... Traditional knowledge of phallomancy has been around for thousands of years in India and Tibet. The Tibetans believe it is unlucky for a man to be over-endowed. He will be a rich and good husband if his penis is no more than six finger widths long. But if while squatting, the penis reaches to the bottom of his heels, his life will be full of sorrow.

The Hindus have similar beliefs. According to the Brihat Samhita*, a big penis can only mean trouble --- the man will be poor and will have no sons. If his member is straight, small and sinewy he will be rich. A penis inclining towards the left indicates poverty. If a man has perfect, matching testicles of the same size he will be a king and if they’re not matching, he’ll be fond of sex. If the glans penis be depressed in the middle, the person will father daughters and be poor; if it is raised in the middle, he will have many cows; if it’s not very large, he will be rich.

Semen is also important. If it smells like honey, the man will be rich; like salt he will be poor; like fish, he will have many children. If it is thin he will have daughters and live in great comfort. Finally, forget the superstud routine if you want a long life. A person whose sexual intercourse lasts more than a minute or will live long, but prolonged bouts of rumpy-pumpy will lead to an early death.

 

The Ancient Art of Penis Reading

NOTE:  Recently I found this link that offered another approach to Penis Readings.  Check it out  http://www.astroglide.com/astrofun-the-ancient-art-of-penis-reading-guide.html

A Guide for Women

"IF A MAN'S EYES ARE THE MIRROR OF HIS SOUL, THEN HIS PENIS IS THE PERISCOPE."

For as long as the human race has existed, we have searched for clues to self-awareness, and the human body itself is often the key to unlocking the mysteries of the soul. Only to those who possess the knowledge and understanding, will the body reveal its secrets.

Teachers of the Indian practice of Tantra have long understood the mystical link between body and spirit, between sexuality and spirituality. The shamans of tribal cultures around the world understand that the physical form holds truths that can reveal a person's true nature. And today, the old arts of palmistry, phrenology and the interpretation of moles are well-known.

But to really know the man, it's necessary to understand the thousand-year-old art of Penis Reading.


DETERMINE THE PENIS TYPE:

THE CLUB
• Lots of stamina during lovemaking;
• Slightly inhibited in bed, unless otherwise directed, will always pick the missionary position;
• Possesses strength and determination. Knows what he wants and usually gets it;
• Not commitment shy-makes a faithful husband and lover;
• Enjoys the outdoors; prefers more physical sports (football, soccer-to golf);
• Honest and straightforward.
Hidden Talents: Gardening and Dancing
Best love match: A woman who adores his unreconstructed maleness. Cook for him and give him a comfortable home, and a Club male will never stray.
Indulgences: Down comforters, roaring fires, Czech beer

THE JAVELIN
• A natural leader, a quick thinker who can take decisive action;
• A connoisseur with sophisticated tastes in food, wine and women;
• Success-oriented and ambitious, may place more importance on his career than his romances;
• Imaginative, uninhibited lover;
• May be quick to anger, argumentative;
• Enjoys flirtations and frequently succumbs to temptation;
• Commitment-shy-great for flings, but a risk for long-term relationships.

Hidden Talents: Carpentry, languages
Best Love Match: An independent woman with her own career. If you're elusive, he's persistent. Entice him with your cool unavailability, your sophisticated love-making.
Indulgences: Veuve Cliquot Rich Reserve, Japanese erotic woodcuts, Prada knits.

THE MILLSTONE
• Values friendship more than success or money;
• Can be stubborn; defies logic and reasoning when clinging to an established point of view;
• Great with kids-instinctively knows how to hold a baby or talk to a sulky teenager;
• Family-oriented;
• Convivial and generous-a warm, welcoming host;
• A creative, inventive lover who aims to please;

Hidden talents: Sewing (especially petit point), tennis
Best Love Match: A woman who gets along with his buddies. If you enjoy spur-of-the moment dinner parties, huge family gatherings, and don't mind cooking Thanksgiving dinner every year, he's your guy.
Indulgences: Entertaining friends and family on a grand scale; crisp, white bed linen; aquavit encased in ice.

THE DART
• Can be a "mighty mite" between the sheets;
• Intensely competitive;
• The most in touch with his feminine side of all penis types;
• Excellent at communicating. This is a man you can talk to;
• Quick to anger, but seldom holds a grudge;
• A short attention span-enjoys changing jobs, cities, women.

Hidden Talents: Music (loves karaoke night at the local pub!),closet organizing
Best Love Match: A confident, feminine woman who wants a friend and lover. To keep him interested, don't reveal yourself all at once-let him know you have unexplored depths and he'll keep looking for more.
Indulgences: Gin & Tonic with lots of lime; hot sun, white beaches, blue water; back rubs.